Sara Jean

chigypt:

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

This is from ‘92 bruh…

funny-pictures-uk:

Lick..lick…lick…chomp.

funny-pictures-uk:

Lick..lick…lick…chomp.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day
(via silllhouette)
channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute